You're only young once. Or so they say.
But I don't believe them.
Age is merely a number.
Youth, a state of mind.
You can grow up without growing old.
You can gain experience without getting cynical.
You can always pick dandelions like they're roses.
And treat simple pleasures like they're invaluable gifts.
So this year, I'm taking a bow and flashing a smile.
I'm doubling down on youthful optimism.
I'm celebrating what's zany and unexpected.
Because the fact is: life is a gift.
It's the greatest mystery of this - or any - millennium. The grandest show on earth.
So no matter what happens - even when
you turn 31 - it's just like they say:
Staying young means staying flexible.
In light of current circumstances,
Tyler's 31st Birthday celebration
is tentatively scheduled for
Saturday, April 24,
beginning at 7:30pm.
Dress to Impress.
The party will begin at
"Nellie's Tap Room"
at Taft's Ale House.
1429 Race St. Cincinnati, OH 45227
Afterparty at Tokyo Kitty.
*Party date subject to change in response to government-mandated COVID-19 precautions.